Maxim 100 things you need to know about women...
Number 87: "Your female co-workers are obsessed with the fact that on average they receive less pay than male counterparts--and the fact that they work less overtime and get pregnant is irrelevant to the discussion"
Oh pardon us for 'getting' pregnant and having to care for our children, while you guys do 'constructive overtime'...like coming up with 100 things men should know about women...
Number 84: "Sixteen percent of American men have been with a prostitute—scientific proof most women are decent in bed"
So men have sex with prostitutes cos some women are shit in bed..? Maybe they can't be bothered to have sex with nobs like you cos they prefer a night in with their vibrator..? Oh wait...that would make it more than 16%...
Number 62: "A British study claims a woman’s chances of getting married drop by 40 percent for every 16-point rise in her IQ. The same increase in IQ for a man boosted his chances of getting married by 35 percent"
So what you are saying is that the greater IQ a woman has, the more likely she is to realise that marriage aint all that it's cracked up to be..?
Number 49: "They dream of one day peeing in a urinal"
Umm...are you aware of the female anatomy..?
Number 37: "Women's public bathrooms are about three times more disgusting than men's"
I 'd love to know how they worked this one out... Try this one out: walk into the ladies toliets...then walk into the gents, and note the wretch in your stomach as the vomit rises in your throat from the stench of urinals...
Number 32: "Girls will not sit on any toilet outside their own home or a five-star hotel. Everywhere else they’re hovering above the toilet in a squat"
Number 27: "Gain her trust when you’re out by calling her at 10 P.M. She’ll go to bed content you’re thinking of her, even if you’re slurping Jell-O shots off some skank’s cleavage"
So I take it you guys are all single..?
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Thanks to GB for spotting this
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